Are Biden voters cleaner? Do Trump voters have a sweet tooth?

Gray Duck Soap of Minnetonka's The Duck Stops Here election soap shows Biden as the clear front-runner in the 2020 soap poll with 75% of the soap vote to Trump's 25%.

In an equally unscientific cookie poll, Hanisch Bakery in Red Wing, MN shows Trump as the winner over Biden with 78% of the cookie vote to Biden's 22%.

Which poll is right? Both Hanisch and Gray Duck Soap polls accurately predicted the popular vote in 2016, but this year will be different; one must be wrong.

"I'm flabbergasted, flummoxed, dumbfounded," says Gray Duck Soap's owner Michele Picard. "How can two polls be so opposite?" 

What does this mean? Are Biden voters cleaner with an enhanced sense of smell and love of moisturizing hand-made soap? Do Trump voters have a bigger sweet tooth?

Picard says she'll leave the psychology of polls up to the experts and stick with soap making. "Best of luck to Hanisch. May the best cookie or soap bar win," 

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