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Rubber Ducky Passes “Go,” Collects $200

The rubber ducky is now a token choice in Hasbro’s classic game Monopoly. That’s right, after 82 years of brothers and sisters fighting over who got stuck with the thimble, boot or wheelbarrow, these tokens are gone, replaced by T-Rex, a penguin, and the rubber ducky. (Don’t worry, Mom, Hasbro felt your cold glare all the way from our kitchen table when a kid suggested you take the iron and retired that token years ago.) In honor of the rubber ducky, Gray Duck Soap is hard at work making rubber ducky soaps for the upcoming market season. Stay connected for their grand unveiling in late spring. For more on Monopoly rubber ducky token developments, see CNN’s breaking news story: http://money.cnn.com/2017/03/17/technology/monopoly-classic-game-tokens/index.html

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Hillary Clinton Wins!

You voted with your soap purchases and elected Hillary Clinton’s Clean Laundry Scented Soap as winner of The Duck Stops Here election soap contest. So even if Secretary Clinton is not headed to the White House, her soap won the popular vote.

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Mid-race update: Sanders in the lead

It's the midpoint of The Duck Stops Here election soap campaign. Customers have been "voting" all summer for their favorite candidate with their soap purchases. We can report the Bernie's Sandalwood is leading with 47% of the vote. Hillary Clinton has 35% of the vote, Donald Trump is trailing with 17% of the vote, and Gary Johnson isn't doing so well so far. But anything could happen between now and November, right? Check out our upcoming schedule and get out and vote!

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Gary Johnson joins The Duck Stops Here election soaps

Since we introduced The Duck Stops Here election soaps, we’ve gotten the sense that customers love the soap, but hate the candidates they represent. Said one customer, “This dragon’s blood scent is awesome, but I just can’t stand Donald Trump.” We told her that as soon as she cut off the label, she wouldn’t know that Donald Trump was all over her in the shower. Somehow that didn’t help. We can report that the Bernie’s Sandalwood soap (the spicy soap that just won’t quit) is the best seller with Hillary Clinton a distant second. So this week we added “Gary Johnson: The ‘none of the above’ soap.” The color is yellow as the Libertarian Party color he represents and the...

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